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Poop of War
Now you may be wondering why I’m suddenly being so immature. Well, it’s occurred to me recently that any game entitled “__ of War” is bound to sell at least a million copies. Let’s analyze this.
- God of War
- Gears of War
- Frontlines: Fuel of War
- Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
- Men of War
And that’s only to name a few. So I am hereby throwing my hat into the ring and creating, “Poop of War.” It’s basically Battleshits Online. However, you play it in real life. What you would do is place “Poop of War” decibel meters in bathroom stalls. When two people enter adjacent stalls, the meters light up and a match has begun. When the light on your meter flashes green, it’s your turn to poop. The decibel meter then records how loud a crap you just took. After three rounds from each person, a winner is declared, and this person is awarded with… special “Poop of War” brand toilet paper! Then you input your user name and password and your score is recorded online.
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