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As much as I don’t want to talk about it, I really have to. So I’m going to just say this one thing:

Fuck New York Sports Fans.

I’ve tried to keep this blog clean for over a year now and I just can’t anymore. Last night’s game, and the reactions of Giants fans and/or Patriots haters was just unbelievable. Let’s take a look at the last six months, shall we?

The Patriots went 18 and 0 up to the superbowl. After the superbowl? 18 and 1. The Giants are now 11 and 6. So congratulations, Giants fans. Your mediocre team won a game.

What pisses me off the most is that EVERY SINGLE WEEK we got badmouthed. In every interview I would hear, “The Patriots aren’t so good,” or “We’d beat them 9 times out of 10.” If that’s so then how come we’ve only lost ONE GAME in the last six months? “Yeah but it’s the BIG game!” Fuck that. The BIG game was the game against Dallas many, many months ago, when we won 48 to 27. Last night we lost 17 to 14. That is NOT a big game. That is a teeeeeensy, tiny, little shit of a game. Heck, until the 4th quarter I was ready to leave the bar I was at because I was bored out of my friggin mind. Both defensive teams played great, but let’s face it. Both offensive teams played like shit. Both teams only got 2 touchdowns. The Giants just happened to get a field goal early on in the game which, normally, when the offensive teams play well, shouldn’t mean diddly squat. All it means is that the Giants managed to push just far enough to get a field goal in the first quarter. Did we let them get a touchdown that early? Nope. And that, my friends, is good defense.

My problem is with the Giants’ defense. Instead of blocking individual players, they all go to rush Tom Brady. I will point out that had the Giants’ defense decided to do their jobs and block the Patriots running-backs instead of just forcing us to Punt back to them every five minutes, they probably would have had more than a lucky win. They could have gone for an interception, but instead they just dragged the game out and forced NOTHING to happen for the entire thing.

Then there’s the Giants offense. In the course of the game, I saw Manning writhe in pain the one time we sacked him, I saw someone cry in the end zone when he didn’t catch the ball… for fuck’s sake, grow up. These are the big leagues, guys. You act like a child, you don’t deserve to wear a Superbowl ring.

Props to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, however. That was the best half-time show I’ve seen in the last seven years.

So congratulations to Mini Manning, his team, and his shit fans. Take one look at the stats and you’ll realize that your Superbowl ring is just compensation for being mediocre.