No NightRise update. Deal with it.
Well I’m back in Savannah, a.k.a. THE BASE OF OPERATIONS. Martini, if you’re reading this, I need those sketches asap.
So it’s hot as balls outside. I got my laptop setup, am leaching off someone’s wireless internet, despite the fact that the room has ethernet jacks. SCAD internet is not working. And on top of that, the dining hall was closed for dinner. This pissed me off because I literally have not eaten anything all day. I am very hungry. And they were like, “You gotta go up to Turner for dinner.” Eff that. Have you ever HAD a Turner dinner? It literally consists of snot covered poop on a paper plate. Worse than Cafe SCAD’s late night. When he said dinner was at Turner (but, of course, wasn’t going to start for another hour), I had a flashback to what a dinner from the Turner Sub Shop looks like. Like a cheesy sitcom cutaway. Imagine this: One soggy hash brown, runny eggs, uncooked bacon, and 5 tater tots. I really wanted to tell the guy to go eff himself, but I have more self control than that. However, I refuse to eat a real meal at Cafe SCAD ever again. Besides the fact that their food is terrible, they didn’t even have any terrible food to serve me when I was hungry to begin with!
So I went up to Turner to see if the Sub Shop dinner might have been subs. Low and behold!… it wasn’t. Crap on plates, just as I had suspected. So I went into the convenience store and bought a Yoplait Strawberry/Banana yogurt. Props to Yoplait for being able to hold off my hunger for a few hours. But now it has returned… somewhat. Though nowhere near as bad as before. Still, I don’t crave any one kind of food. There isn’t anything amazing within walking distance. Mr. Pizza’s pizza is insulting. Their wings are okay, but I’m cutting back on wings this year and watching my girth VERY closely. Thank god I worked out over the summer, that’s all I can say.

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